Couple Arrested For Selling ‘Golden Tickets To Heaven’..Claim Jesus Gave Them

A couple ,Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the ticketswere made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.
A Jacksonville police spokesman said

“People can sell tickets to heaven,”But the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing somethingillegal.”

Tito Watts said in his police statement:

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It's the end of an era, everyone: an era in which we could pretend, even if just for a short while, that there was still some hope left for Kylie Jenner's innocence. Sure, one might say that that era has been dead and gone for a very long time, but even so, consider this the sharp, inappropriately-placed nail in the coffin. Because if we're to believe some screenshots taken from Kylie's Snapchat account, it sure does look like she's got her nipples pierced.

Photos: R*pist Politician Battered With Monday Hammer And Raw Acid

A former aide to a top government official Donny Ray Williams drugged and r*ped a woman back in 2010 and walked away scot free. He thought nothing of his atrocities and carried on with life as if nothing happened. Unfortunately for him, His victim is not the forgiving type and time certainly did not heal the victims wounds.

Two years later, Williams was walking down a Northwest Washington street when a man walked up and asked, “Hey, how are you man?” Williams, not recognizing the man, said “hey.”

The man then hit him on the head with a Monday hammer. he went on to empty a jar of liquid on Williams’s face, and it ran down his body. Williams said he initially thought it was coffee. But then he felt pain as if his body were on fire. “I thought I was going to die,” he said in an interview earlier this year.

I Didn't Threaten Hulk Hogan ... But I Still Hate Him Scott Steiner I Didn't Threaten Hulk Hogan ... But I Still Hate Him

Scott Steiner is calling BS on Hulk Hogan -- claiming he never threatened to kill the guy before WrestleMania ... and says Hulk's just acting like a scared little bitch. 
We broke the story ... Steiner is under investigation over a March 26th encounter with Hulk's wife Jennifer -- when she claims Steiner grabbed her at the San Jose airport and told her he was going to kill Hogan. Jennifer and Hulk filed a report with police the next day.
"I'm not going to dignify [Hogan's] lies," Steiner said ... "I didn't put my hands on her."
Steiner says he did approach Jennifer that day -- but only to talk some serious smack about Hulk introducing "Macho Man" Randy Savage at his WWE Hall of Fame ceremony.
"I told her Hulk introducing 'Macho Man' into the Hall of Fame is bullsh*t ... He hated him. Everyone knew that."
Steiner says there were cops nearby during the airport incident -- "So if she felt her life was threatened, why didn't she talk to the cops?"
As far as the investigation goes, Steiner says he has NOT yet been contacted by police.
He did have one final thought -- "It's not my fault Hulk Hogan is afraid of me."
Ouch.